JOKE OF THE MORNING: LMAO.. 50 MILLION NAIRA!!


A sick old woman in a hospital won 50 Million naira. The poor Doctor was afraid to break the news to her thinking that she might go into a coma. So he went and put it this way to her; “If you find out that you’ve won yourself 50 Million naira, what will you do?”
The Old Woman replied; “I’ll give you 25 Million naira”
The doctor went into a coma.

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